Apple Intelligence is Stupid

31 thoughts on “Apple Intelligence is Stupid”

• Forget about iPhone getting an android update in iOS 18, Android needs at least 10 generations to catchup with apple’s privacy and security features

• 05:58 They say you can verify the privacy of Apple's cloud processing unlike other AI companies.

• Pregnant by Courage 😂😂

• Your videos are Art incredible funny and even more watchable because it’s also news to me 😬 keep it going

• 2:13 im ESL human, two minutes hours, what does that mean? is that some imperial unit?

• Dude you have some serious unresolved issues with Apple. Get a life, if you are so smart then you come up with some AI.

• F apple n Isheeps

• Those apple presenters look like cult leaders showing us how wonderful it is in their utopia of big open spaces with just an empty floor and windows, nobody actually doing any work. In reality they're in office cubicles toiling away like codemonkeys to crank out the next big thing to keep the shareholders happy.

• Haha…best place to get Apple recaps!

• That's just incredible… 😂👌

• You're a hater of Apple? Yet, making content from their brand and making money out of it!

  Hypocrisy much?! Hypocrisy is Stupid, too!

• I typically like your stuff and I get that you lampoon everything but Apple Intelligence looks pretty great. Sorry.

• I want Sam to interview Tim instead of MKBHD

• This is a collection of all leftover jokes that didn't make a script somewhere, yikes.

• u guys are such Apple haters in these comments and it amazes me to the core. Why do Samsung follow all of Apple's tactics if they're SOOOO much better? 😂 you made your phones $1k, you took the headphone jack out your flagship phones (after clowning us for it) only because WE (Apple) got away with "courage". Your fellow Samsung users want RCS support to our iMessage platform. You complain about making iPhones every year yet Galaxy produces like 13 different Galaxies. Last but not least u Bixby idiots are suing Apple just because y'all can't compete. 😂 Be courageous and set your own trends also STOP HATING!!! lmao its pathetic

• 1. Apple infusing AI into the iPhone with iOS 18. Google stated at I/O they just starting this year and will be multiyear journey. IOS has a big head start.
  2. The app icon “tinting” Apple introduced is more customizable and guided than Material You’s Themed icons. iOS 18 will suggest a tint that complements your wallpaper, with sliders letting users choose any color instead of just presets. It also works for all third party Apps.
  3. Compared to Quick Settings toggles on Android, iOS 18’s take is adding widget-level functionality on its Control Center, while you can now create multiple pages.
  4. One nice leap over Android is third-party lockscreen shortcuts, with Apple highlighting Snapchat during the keynote.
  5. Besides RCS in Messages, Apple is adding the ability to react to a message using any emoji, as well as message scheduling. Something Google Messages doesn’t have is text formatting. 
  6. Moving away from expressive functionality is “Messages via satellite” with end-to-end encryption. This supports both iMessage and SMS, with Google’s copying iOS coming soon.
  7. Apple’s “Writing Tools” are available system-wide, a much elegant solution than with the Android equivalent being going to Gemini and then copying/pasting the response.
  8. There’s also a Smart Reply in iOS18 that looks more advanced than what Google has long offered though Google is copying iOS18 again along with the way iOS18 does Summarise and Q&A feature, coming in next months.
  9. Tap to Cash deserves an honorable mention as a way to send money without using phone numbers or email addresses. It comes as Google no longer offers P2P payments in the US following GPay’s deprecation.

• The new update is basically, when u dont know what else to do, just look at the guy next to you, see what he's doin..

• Apple Intelligence can not be taken SIRI-ously

• This recap was insanely great.

• Thanks!

• switch to linux, android, windows, anything but apple

• SAM = Super Apple Man ⭐️⭐️

• And it’s only for iPhone 15 pro or pro max wonderful.

• Congratulations Apple, you managed to make a Windows Phone

• Do I have enough money for an iPhone? I think, I have to wait … for something I want.

• I'm glad my Nokia "feature phone" has none of this crap in it.

• This guy is an idiot. Two days thinking about it, and the reviews are all positive.

• This is why I use Android

• Apple did nothing but copy features from android and windows vista.

• Just stop adding features for the sake of adding features.
  I miss the days when technology was simple.

• Every new Apple product sucks, yet it sells billions of units and makes them worth trillions.

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