Ubuntu diss track
Ubuntu disstrack
I bet you’ve never heard of Canonical,
It’s not my preferred,
It published ubuntu,
The world’s most disturbed,
It’s got no rhyme got no flow,
It’s referred to as the world’s worst distro,
You don’t believe me,
Get ready for this,
Freddy says it shouldn’t even exist,
And he’s got a fist,
He’s pissed at Ubuntu,
He feels scorned,
It collected his data and left him swarmed,
Unable to complete his work,
Because it looks like Windows,
Oh you can just change the DE,
Go piss yourself you stupid devotee,
If I wanted to use Windows I’d use ten,
But Ubuntu is pretend,
It has no friends,
It’s bloated and has gnome,
I’m not blown away,
That DE is a groan,
KDE is better and it’s been disowned,
Ubuntu has no hardware support,
It’s a sharp pair to put on an old PC,
And that’s just one point,
Now let’s disappoint,
It’s got bugs like parrot,
And it’s rather apparent the documentation is abhorrent,
The package manager is sore hurt,
Ubuntu users can’t use the terminal,
Because they want their hands held and they’re bitch babies,
Got a stack of bills for depends,
Because they don’t have skills,
Get ready for the final blow,
You can’t use it for work,
Because it can’t compete with winblows,
No adobe, no good for developers,
Distress occurs,
Nice apt repository,
Just kidding that was derogatory,
Hits deep,
Bomb’s dropped like Japan,
This distro has no innovation,
I got a demonstration,
It has poor compatibility,
With ishit and winsucks,
It’s a little bitch,
That open source software,
It isn’t coping,
It doesn’t open,
What an irk,
It just doesn’t work,
Like the jerk ubuntu is,
New world order,
No more ubuntu,
This is a war,
Arch is hardcore,
But it’s thor,
It’s better than ubuntu the whore,
Ubuntu likely has a backdoor,
I’m keeping score,
Let’s drop the mic,
And drop this failed abortion right on the floor
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